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honey BOO BOO

Posted by Tory Dube on Saturday, January 7, 2012,

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genius.

Posted by Tory Dube on Tuesday, November 15, 2011,
Lady on the street:  And what's your name?
Grant,4 :  Bond, James Bond. 

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just. this.

Posted by Tory Dube on Friday, September 23, 2011,

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tricky

Posted by Tory Dube on Friday, May 13, 2011,

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Compliments of dontevenreply.com

Posted by Tory Dube on Friday, April 15, 2011,
Clumsy Seller
Posted at: 2011-03-20 14:05:09 | 272 comments | Add Comment
Original ad: 
MULTI-DISC CD player wanted
WTB a CD changer that can hold at least 50 CDs. Must be in good condition. Email or call 215-***-****
From Me to *********@*********.org:

Hello, 

I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of it. I'm asking $75 for it. Please let me know if you are interested.

Best,

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From Steve *******...

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Just Dance. and just watch this

Posted by Tory Dube on Tuesday, April 12, 2011,
https://vimeo.com/21237344

go to this link. If I could embed this I would. 

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oops.

Posted by Tory Dube on Friday, March 18, 2011,
"WOW, WHAT A GREEEEAAATTT FISHIN' ROD! HEY, TORY, WHAT A GREEAATTTT FISHIN' ROD THAT GUY HAS. TORY! TORY! TORY! LOOOK AT THAT GREEEATTT FISHIN' ROD!"

- Grant, age 4, while passing a blind man using a walking cane. 

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oh man

Posted by Tory Dube on Monday, March 7, 2011,

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ParentsShouldntText.com

Posted by Tory Dube on Thursday, March 3, 2011,

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oh YOU, Shelly

Posted by Tory Dube on Saturday, February 26, 2011,
My friend Shelly's maiden name is Smith and because of this she gets a lot of emails not meant for her. Tired of receiving these emails, she responded today like so...






  
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tell 'em girl

Posted by Tory Dube on Wednesday, February 23, 2011,

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genius

Posted by Tory Dube on Thursday, February 17, 2011,

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Fabulous

Posted by Tory Dube on Friday, February 4, 2011,
"Wow, Alyssa's toes are fabulous."

-Two-year-old Amalia looks at her new-born baby sister's toee

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Happy Birthday Sister

Posted by Tory Dube on Wednesday, January 19, 2011,

Yeah.. I volunteer, give too much money to the homeless and cry for the humiliation of the old lady who pooped her pants on the train. I might as well pack two lunches considering the rate I give out food to those begging. With 9$ in the bank, I'll still offer to buy your lunch and suffer in secret as I get charged for overdraft. ‘You’re so nice, Tory!’ they coo. You’re the sweetest person I know,’ they tut. Despite the compliments and positive affirmations, the ugly truth lingers l...


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Happiness

Posted by Tory Dube on Sunday, January 9, 2011,

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Hope everyone had a fantastic holiday!

Posted by Tory Dube on Monday, December 27, 2010,

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smooth

Posted by Tory Dube on Thursday, December 16, 2010,
"Can we have a sleepover tonight? I have a long bed." -G, age 3.
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classic

Posted by Tory Dube on Tuesday, December 7, 2010,

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trees

Posted by Tory Dube on Sunday, December 5, 2010,

While eating oranges in the living room, I accidentally dropped a seed on the ground.

Grant, age 3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, [diving to retrieve it], seeds will grow palm trees and my mom WILL NOT want one in the living room.


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Elmo lives in NYC

Posted by Tory Dube on Tuesday, November 30, 2010,
Coaxing 2 year old into eating his pizza: Alex.. your best friend Michael is eating pizza! Jemma and Henry are eating pizza.. ELMO is eating pizza!

Older sister: Mom.. is Elmo in Alex's class...

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Rar

Posted by Tory Dube on Sunday, November 28, 2010,
'My mother's a vampire.'
- Abby, age 3.
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genius

Posted by Tory Dube on Thursday, November 25, 2010,
Me, cutting veggies for soup: Hey Grant, do you like string beans?
Grant, age 3: Uh.. nah.. usually, jelly beans.

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Recorded this with my phone, gets me every time

Posted by Tory Dube on Monday, November 15, 2010,


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featuring 50

Posted by Tory Dube on Sunday, November 14, 2010,

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I'm in love

Posted by Tory Dube on Thursday, November 11, 2010,


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smiling must burn.. like.. a half of a calorie


When you're jobless, poor and far from home- laughing is the best (OK, cheapest), medicine.
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