Browsing Archive: January, 2011

and now on Ellen!

Posted by Tory Dube on Thursday, January 27, 2011,

and you thought you were having a bad day...

Posted by Tory Dube on Wednesday, January 26, 2011,

https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110119/od_nm/us_ashes_odd;_ylt=AmzP9jT.j9cXensRZkEXL4jtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJoa2JubzRyBGFzc2V0A25tLzIwMTEwMTE5L3VzX2FzaGVzX29kZARwb3MDNQRzZWMDeW5fYXJ0aWNsZV9zdW1tYXJ5X2xpc3QEc2xrA2J1cmdsYXJzc25vcg--

Burglars snort man's ashes, thought it was cocaine

– Wed Jan 19, 3:11 pm ET

MIAMI (Reuters) – Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said on Wednesday.

The ashes were ...

so.. ignore the subtitles. But, come on.. this HAS to make you dance

Posted by Tory Dube on Monday, January 24, 2011,

Happy Birthday Sister

Posted by Tory Dube on Wednesday, January 19, 2011,

Yeah.. I volunteer, give too much money to the homeless and cry for the humiliation of the old lady who pooped her pants on the train. I might as well pack two lunches considering the rate I give out food to those begging. With 9$ in the bank, I'll still offer to buy your lunch and suffer in secret as I get charged for overdraft. ‘You’re so nice, Tory!’ they coo. You’re the sweetest person I know,’ they tut. Despite the compliments and positive affirmations, the ugly truth lingers l...